We all know how much we enjoy an old fashion action flic. Minimal plot. Big guns. Big explosion. And big boobs. Of course the film has a big star, that pummels his way through every possible obstacle in front of him. He saves the day, gets the girl, and hopefully a sequel. Sylvester Stallone has returned with a vengence. He’s here to Kick everyone’s @#$, and He’s not alone. The Expendables goes beyond the norm when it comes to action movies. How many times have you sat and talked to your friends about a super action flick with all these cool actors in it. Well here it is. This is a list of some of the guys that will be kicking @#$ and taking names With Sly. Only one fool was dumb enough to turn him down. Poor deluded Jean Claude Van Damme.

Sylvester Stallone          

Mickey Rourke

Jason Statham

Jet Li

Dolph Lundgren

Eric Roberts

Steve Austin

Gary Daniels

Randy Couture

Van Damme just missed the last boat to reestablish his career. Sylvester Stalone was trying to give my boy a hand up. Foolish mortal. Don’t bite the hand that feeds you. It’s Goning to be GREAT. The Expendables opens April 23, 2010.